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1 To begin with: wors hipher mother. Tis an easy and simple ting! Fe real. Give your prospective mother-in-law a bunch of flowers every Sunday. Compliment her cooking, even if she's banging out budget fish fingers and value baked beans. Don't buy her underarm deodorant for Christmas... and don't laugh at her moustache.
3 Make arrangements for your paycheque to be paid into your gyal's account every month. Insist that five quid a week is adequate funds for you to pay bills, run your car and have the occasional night out with your boys. This may seem to be a selfish attitude, but come on guys? Your gyal needs to pay for her hair (weaves don't grow on trees). After all, how can your woman compete with Beyonce's naturally grown hair?7 Always compliment her new hairstyles. In my experience, the women dem like hearing that. Saying 'who beat you up?' after she's come straight out the hairdressers is a definite no-no, as this could possibly lead to a sleeping arrangement where you get the couch for a few nights.See the full content of this document
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Top Tips to Keeping That Modern Woman
Dearly Beloved,
These days it's very hard to keep up with the modern woman. The Vexorcist has been looking at various magazines, and they give nuff tips for de...See the full content of this document
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